Oh, K-Stew! How could you do it to us? You have tarnished the good name of Snow White and the Huntsman with your predictable affair with director Rupert Sanders! If you caught yourself saying this a few weeks ago, you probably aren’t interested in a drinking game about this movie and should crawl back into your Twi-hole. (You’re probably too young to drink, anyway, so off you go.)
But if the tabloid news surrounding this film made you somewhat curious to see it (or even revisit it since its release this past summer), you can use these rules to enhance the experience, now that the movie is available on DVD and Blu-ray.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t cheat on your actress/model wife.
Suggested drink: Erdinger Snow-White
TAKE A DRINK WHEN…
- Something breaks apart
- Narration is used to further the plot
- Queen Ravenna’s eyes open really wide
- A pregnant pause is used to pad out dialogue or a scene
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
- Birds
- A slo-mo shot
- CGI liquid dripping
- A wide shot of a castle
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
- “snow” or “white”
- “mirror”
- “queen”
- “Ravenna”
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…
- The dwarfs show up