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Drink to Survive the ‘Twilight’ Marathon Your Girlfriend Makes You Watch

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Drinking Games

The wait is over. The saga is nearly complete. The second half of Breaking Dawn comes to theaters this week, and the estrogen will flow. Twi-hards and Twi-moms around the world will be watching all four Twilight films leading up to the sure-to-be unepic conclusion.

You may be forced to sit through one – or all – of these films before attending a showing of the new film this weekend. If that sounds like hell on Earth, you might want to have a drink… or two… or fourteen while watching the films with your significant other.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and be sure to bring a trash bag to sit on to avoid moist seats this weekend.

Suggested drink: Bell’s Sparkling Ale

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Bella narrates
  • Someone dies
  • Someone turns into a wolf
  • Bella pauses or exhales in the middle of her dialogue

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • Blood
  • Sparkles
  • A montage
  • A guy without his shirt on

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Bella”
  • “Jacob”
  • “Edward”
  • “vampire”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Bella and Edward are in the meadow for the first time in the film

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