One big action release on DVD and Blu-ray this week features Jason Statham, Robert De Niro, Clive Owen and Clive Owen’s mustache. The film Killer Elite is based on a true story about a secret agency that arranged assassinations in the early 80s. It also features a lot of 80s porno-era facial hair, which should be a treat for everyone.
While the film misses the chance to have Jason Statham and Clive Owen have a street race to see whether the Transporter or BMW’s The Driver is better behind the wheel, but at least it gives “tough guy” movie fans a chance to see some icons together on the same screen. For everyone else, it offers a great chance to participate in a drinking game.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and mess with Clive Owen or his ‘stache.
TAKE A DRINK WHEN…
- A car is damaged
- Someone is killed
- There’s a flashback
- People have a secret meeting
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
- An explosion
- A photograph
- A title on the screen
- A close-up on a cigarette or a close shot of someone smoking
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
- “SAS”
- “kiddo”
- “sheikh”
- The name of a city or country
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…
- Someone is hit by a car or truck