Will Kathryn Bigelow or Ben Affleck make up for their Oscar snubs with a Best Director win? Will there be a Salmon Fishing in the Yemen sweep? Will Marion Cotillard and John Hawkes be wheeled out, in-character, to pay tribute to all the people whose handicaps allow actors to win awards?
These are questions that will be answered — even if all answers are “no” — at tonight’s Golden Globe Awards. And you should join Daniel Walber and myself in watching, even though Ricky Gervais isn’t dishing out insults again. Just grab some booze (or some very sour grapefruit juice) and not only play along with the drinking game that co-hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have devised but also read along with our witty commentary. Feel free to take an extra shot any time we are not in fact being witty. And any time our predictions are incorrect.
I will be updating the list of winners at the bottom of this post throughout the evening.
The commentary will begin at about 7:30pm ET via CoverItLive.com, and you can follow the whole thing in the box right here:
2013 GOLDEN GLOBE WINNERS
MOVIES
Best Motion Picture – Drama - Argo
Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy - Les Miserables
Best Director - Ben Affleck (Argo)
Best Actor – Motion Picture Drama - Daniel Day-Lewis (Lincoln)
Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy - Hugh Jackman (Les Miserables)
Best Actress – Motion Picture Drama - Jessica Chastain (Zero Dark Thirty)
Best Actress – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy - Jennifer Lawrence (Silver Linings Playbook)
Best Supporting Actor – Motion Picture - Christoph Waltz (Django Unchained)
Best Supporting Actress – Motion Picture - Anne Hathaway (Les Miserables)
Best Screenplay – Quentin Tarantino (Django Unchained)
Best Original Score - Mychael Danna (Life of Pi)
Best Original Song - “Skyfall” (Skyfall)
Best Foreign Language Film – Amour
Best Animated Feature Film - Brave
Cecil B. DeMille Award for Lifetime Achievement in Motion Pictures - Jodie Foster
TELEVISION
Best Drama Series - Homeland
Best Comedy Series - Girls
Best Actor in a Television Drama Series - Damian Lewis (Homeland)
Best Actor in a Television Comedy Series - Don Cheadle (House of Lies)
Best Actress in a Television Drama Series - Claire Danes (Homeland)
Best Actress in a Television Comedy Series - Lena Dunham (Girls)
Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture made for Television - Game Change
Best Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture made for Television - Kevin Costner (Hatfields & McCoys)
Best Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture made for Television - Julianne Moore (Game Change)
Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture made for Television - Ed Harris (Game Change)
Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture made for Television - Maggie Smith (Downton Abbey)