If you liked Joe Johnston’s superhero action flick Captain America: The First Avenger this summer, you might want to watch some of his older movies. No, I’m not talking about The Wolfman. I’m talking about his other comic book film from 1991: The Rocketeer.
In honor of its 20th anniversary, Disney has released the film for the first time on Blu-ray. Fans of The Rocketeer will recognize the fact that the rocket pack is powered by alcohol. What a coincidence… so is this column. Take a few drinks from your own rocket pack and enjoy this classic adventure in high definition.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t try flying a rocket pack without a helmet and chewing gum.
TAKE A DRINK WHEN…
- Someone is hit
- Someone gets shot
- The rocket pack ignites
- A plane takes off or lands
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
- A swastika
- An explosion
- Chewing gum
- A picture of Jenny
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
- “feds”
- “Jenny”
- “Peevy” or “Peev”
- “rocket” or “Rocketeer”
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…
- You watch an evil cartoon