‘Raw Deal’ and The 7 Other Things Nobody Gives Ah-nuld!
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema…bitches leave. Can you smell that? If you’re reading this column, it’s probably not fresh air. Our fearless leader is off fighting healthy eating in parts unknown and...
View ArticleSeven Dwarfs Sing ‘Heigh Ho’ in This Scene We Love from Disney’s ‘Snow White’
When I was a kid, my grandmother had a collection of Walt Disney animated films on VHS that could rival any collector’s arsenal. She would always tells that she collected for her grandchildren, so...
View ArticleNew ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Footage Shows Off Mass Destruction and Promises We’re...
The MTV Movie Awards are good for two things: pouring slime on people and premiering footage from highly anticipated, forthcoming movies. Plus, one of those things is done by the Nickelodeon Kid’s...
View ArticlePicnic and a Movie: Warming Up with Austin’s Cinema East Programmers
I had mentioned a couple of weeks ago that it was the Paramount Theatre’s Summer Classic Film series that lured me to Austin 14 years ago, but Austin truly became the city of my dreams during the...
View ArticleChanning Tatum Won’t Totally Sink ‘Jupiter Ascending’
There’s good reason to believe that Channing Tatum‘s starring in The Wachowski‘s Jupiter Ascending won’t make it completely dull. According to MTV, the actor is confirmed for the role, but where this...
View ArticleFirst ‘Iron Man 3′ Pic: Where Does He Get All Those Wonderful Suits?
The fine folks at Marvel would like to prove that production on Iron Man 3 has begun as a reminder in these dark knighted times. As if their dominance of the early summer isn’t enough, the production...
View ArticleIf ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Isn’t a Prequel or Sequel, What the Hell Is It?
It seems like studios and filmmakers alike are trying to distance themselves from the terms “sequel” and “prequel,” despite a filmmaking world that’s seeing more of the damned things. Maybe they can...
View ArticleDear Theater Chains: Rejuvenate the Movie-Going Experience and Quit Complaining
I’m not afraid of a little capitalism. Hey, we all embrace it, working every day for the man in the city, or stealing shit. Unless you’re high on bath salts and living off the faces of hobos, you need...
View ArticleWatch: ‘The Ventriloquist’ Stars a Lonely Kevin Spacey and a Slightly Racist...
Why Watch? It’s Kevin Spacey. And a dummy. With a mind of its own. This short from writer/director Benjamin Leavitt shows off Spacey’s incredible talent – placing the drama and comedy firmly on his...
View Article‘The Perks Of Being A Wallflower’ Trailer: Now You’ll Actually Want to Be...
After his break-out performance in We Need to Talk About Kevin, it looked as if Ezra Miller would be permanently doomed to creeper status, haunting the edges of our collective cinematic nightmares...
View ArticleOf Course You Can Watch All 457 Minutes of Nolan’s ‘Batman’ Franchise in...
There’s certainly no better way to gear up for the highly anticipated final film of a wildly popular franchise than with a massive movie marathon that will likely test the limits of media consumption,...
View ArticleJean-Ralphio Will Hobnob With Ben Affleck and Justin Timberlake in ‘Runner,...
Anybody who watches Parks and Recreation already knows that Jean-Ralphio is probably the most connected, cutting edge entrepreneur/promoter/personality in Pawnee, Indiana, and maybe in all of the...
View Article‘Bellflower’ Producer Vincent Grashaw to Make Directorial Debut With Juvenile...
Last’s year most buzzed about indie flick, Bellflower, introduced us to a whole new cadre of up-and-coming talent, including writer and director Evan Glodell and his co-stars Tyler Dawson and Jessie...
View ArticleSit Down For This One: Woody Allen Casts Stand-Up Legends Louis C.K. and...
Years before Woody Allen became basically the most prolific filmmaker to ever exist, he was making his way through the entertainment industry as a stand-up comedian, so he knows the art of crafting a...
View ArticleFirst Official Photo from ‘Liz & Dick’: The Magic Eye Image of Marketing Stills
While first look images of Lifetime television movies aren’t exactly our bread and butter around these parts, I’ve spent enough time ripping into Liz & Dick that I thought we’d be remiss not to...
View ArticlePark Chan-wook and Clint Mansell Will Make Beautiful Music Together for ‘Stoker’
Park Chan-wook is a talented filmmaker who’s never afraid to get experimental and crazy with his work, so film fans have been looking forward to his first English language movie for quite a while. The...
View ArticleUpdated: Fan-Made ‘Star Trek 2′ Teaser Trailer Aspires to Miracles and J.J....
Update: So, yes. This is a fan-made trailer. But it’s insanely good. And it must have taken a lot of effort. Apologies for posting it as official. The Klingon picture on the other hand, is definitely...
View ArticleAshley Tisdale Graduates from ‘High School Musical’ to ‘Scary Movie 5′
It’s sort of crazy to know that Ashley Tisdale is 26 years old. Her acting career has been stuck firmly in the High School Musical world of teenage-dom with little in the way of grown-up roles. It’s...
View ArticleThis Week In DVD: Not Even a Safe House Could Save John Carter Now
Welcome back to This Week In DVD! Has anyone seen our brother column, This Week In Blu-ray? I’m worried it may have been abducted and diddled against its will… As always, if you see something you...
View Article‘The Avengers’ Beats Up ‘The Dark Knight’ To Become 3rd Highest Grossing...
Three is the magic number for The Avengers this week. Not only is it third on the weekend Box Office (behind Snow White and the Huntsman and Men in Black 3), it’s also the third highest grossing movie...
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