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This is a slow week for DVDs. Seriously, it is. When one of the biggest releases is the incestuously Presidential Hyde Park on Hudson (and who wants to watch that clunker, drunk or not), there’s not many options. Even the big movies opening this week are thin. Who wants to drink with Remember the Titans or Glory Road to get in the spirit for 42? Finally, I wouldn’t saddle anyone with another reason to watch one of the Scary Movie movies.
In my desperation to find a relevant title for a drinking game this week, it dawned on me that we have never published one for the deliciously awful Troll 2. So, relevant or not, that became my focus because we could all use a little more Troll 2 in our lives, any day of the year. Cheers!
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t pee on anyone’s food unless you’re absolutely sure it’s been prepared by trolls or goblins or whatever.
Suggested drink: King Goblin Beer
TAKE A DRINK WHEN…
- Someone eats or drinks
- Someone yells or screams
- A goblin or human changes form
- Grandpa Seth appears or disappears
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
- A goblin
- A milk jug
- Green goblin liquid or goo
- A mole in the shape of a clover leaf
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
- “Josh”
- “Nilbog”
- “Grandpa”
- “goblin” or “goblins”
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…
- Josh makes the goblin food inedible
